[00:09.12]Your uncle died
[00:13.12]You're feeling low
[00:15.91]You've got to bury your mama
[00:18.38]But you don't know where to go
[00:20.88]Your papa needs
[00:22.69]His final rest
[00:25.64]You got, you got, you got
[00:27.56]to give them the best
[00:28.74]Well
[00:30.78]Come to the Fun Home
[00:32.85]that's the Bechdel Funeral Home, baby
[00:36.08]The Bechdel Fun Home
[00:38.07]Next to Johnson's Apartments in Beach Creek
[00:40.94]The Bechdel Fun Home
[00:43.30]We take dead bodies every day of the week
[00:46.17]So, you've got no reason to roam
[00:49.94]use the Bechdel Funeral Home
[00:51.91]What it is
[00:52.71]What it is
[00:52.96]Hoo hoo hoo
[00:54.78]What it is
[00:54.85]What it is
[00:55.52]Now, baby
[00:57.07]Sock it to me
[00:57.74]Sock it to me
[00:58.44]Oooo
[00:59.77]Sock it to me, baby
[01:00.86]Our caskets (ooo)
[01:03.80]Are satin-lined (ooo)
[01:07.42]And we got so many models
[01:09.68]guaranteed to blow your mind
[01:12.15]You know our mourners
[01:14.84]so satisfied
[01:17.56]They like, they like, they like
[01:20.02]Our formaldehyde
[01:22.16]Yeah!
[01:22.82]Here at the Fun Home
[01:24.97]That's the Bechdel funeral Home, baby
[01:28.13]Come to the Fun Home
[01:30.25]We got Kleenex and your choice of song
[01:33.22]Stop by the Fun Home
[01:35.25]Think of bechdel when you need to embalm
[01:38.44]You've got no reason to roam
[01:42.00]Use the Bechdel Funeral Home
[01:44.15]What it is
[01:44.70]What it is
[01:45.23]Hoo, hoo, hoo
[01:46.85]What it is
[01:47.51]What it is
[01:48.06]Hoo, hoo, hoo
[01:49.49]Tell em what we got
[01:50.37]Tell em what we got, Tito
[01:53.76]What else have we got?
[01:55.37]What else have we got, you guys?
[01:59.03]Smelling salts for if you're queasy
[02:01.64]Folding chairs that open easy
[02:04.21]These are cool
[02:05.38]You know what they are?
[02:06.57]Flags with magnets for your car
[02:09.16]These are wire and they hold the flowers
[02:11.80]Here's a sign for the names & the hours
[02:14.32]Stand right here when you sign the book
[02:16.45]This is called an aneurysm hook
[02:19.51]En garde!
[02:20.10]Come to the Fun Home
[02:24.27]Ample parking down the street
[02:27.21]Here at the Fun Home
[02:29.47]Body prep that can't be beat
[02:33.69]You'll like the Fun Home
[02:34.87]In our hearst there's a backwards seat
[02:37.79]That's why we made up this poem
[02:41.41]We're the Bechdel Funeral Home
[02:43.38]What it is
[02:44.12]What it is
[02:44.73]Hoo, hoo, hoo
[02:46.30]What it is
[02:46.93]What it is
[02:47.51]Now, baby
[02:48.46]Hoo, hoo, hoo
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