ALISON: I want to know what's true Dig deep into who And what and why and when Until now gives way to then... ROY, spoken: Woah. Nice room BRUCE, spoken: Here's the wallpaper. It's not William Morris but it's close. It's pretty close ROY, spoken: You read all these books? BRUCE, spoken: Oh, working on it ROY, spoken: That is not something I can imagine BRUCE, spoken: No, I remember from class; you're not much of a reader ROY, spoken: No. Read some good books in your class, though BRUCE, spoken: It's my job... to make it interesting ALISON, spoken: It's like a 1950s lesbian pulp novel "Their tawdry love could only flourish in the shadows." SMALL ALISON, spoken: I like Roy. He's funny HELEN, spoken: Alison, find something to do. I'm practicing SMALL ALISON, spoken: Did Chop-In write "Chopsticks"? HELEN, spoken: It's "Sho-Pahn." Alison, stop bothering me ROY, spoken: This place is like a museum. What's that stuff? BRUCE, spoken: Sherry. Want some? ROY, spoken: Is it any good? BRUCE, spoken: Yeah ROY, spoken: Sure I remember this house before you moved in. We used to ride our bikes here all the time when we were kids. You've done a shit-load of work BRUCE, spoken: I did. By myself, most of it ROY, spoken: You must be in good shape, old man BRUCE, spoken: Not too bad, if I say so myself (sung) I might still break a heart or two You'd be surprised just what a guy my age knows how to do (spoken) Want it? ROY, spoken: Yeah BRUCE, spoken: Unbutton your shirt ROY, spoken: Is that your wife playing the piano? BRUCE, spoken: Don't worry about her HELEN: La la la la La la la la la La la la la, la la la La la la la La la la la la la la La la la la Maybe not right now Maybe not right now HELEN: La la la la (BRUCE: I want, I want) La la la la (I want, I...) La la la la La la la la (I…) La la la la (I…) La la la la La la la la La la la la ROY: I know this type This type of married guy I could just give him the slip But why It's not a big deal I know he wants me ROY: I know this type, this type of married guy (HELEN: I want, I want)(BRUCE: I might still) I could just give him the slip, but why? (HELEN: I want, I…) (BRUCE: break a heart or two) It's not a big deal, I know he wants just (BRUCE: I want just) ROY, HELEN & BRUCE: Me and him Me and him Me and him