[00:00.00]Changing My Major （移目标）（开心窝》音乐剧插曲）-Emily Skeggs
[00:05.204]What happened last night
[00:07.727]Are you really here
[00:11.336]Joan Joan Joan Joan Joan
[00:16.475]Hi Joan
[00:17.306]Don't wake up Joan
[00:19.656]Oh my God last night
[00:21.856]Oh my God oh my God oh my God
[00:23.708]Oh my God last night
[00:26.430]I was so excited
[00:28.20]I was too enthusiastic
[00:29.886]Thank you for not laughing
[00:31.114]Well you laughed a little bit
[00:32.901]At one point when I was touching you
[00:34.667]And said I might lose consciousness
[00:36.499]Which you said was adorable
[00:38.163]And I just have to trust
[00:39.931]That you don't think I'm an idiot
[00:41.696]Or some kind of an animal
[00:43.432]I never lost control due to overwhelming lust
[00:47.204]But I must
[00:48.785]Say that I'm
[00:52.945]Changing my major to Joan
[00:57.265]I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
[01:01.844]I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
[01:06.499]With a minor in kissing Joan
[01:11.182]Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs
[01:15.304]A seminar on Joan's a**in her levi's
[01:20.192]And Joan's crazy brown eyes
[01:24.696]Joan I feel like hercules
[01:26.117]Oh God that sounds ridiculous
[01:27.819]Just keep on sleeping through this
[01:29.186]And I'll work on calming down
[01:30.828]So by the time you've woken up
[01:32.472]I'll be cool
[01:33.112]I'll be collected
[01:34.385]And I'll have found some dignity
[01:36.96]But who needs dignity
[01:37.829]'Cause this is so much better
[01:39.640]I'm radiating happiness
[01:41.686]Will you stay here with me
[01:42.830]For the rest of the semester
[01:44.819]We won't need any food
[01:46.518]We'll live on sex alone
[01:48.674]Sex with Joan
[01:52.753]I am writing a thesis on Joan
[01:57.879]It's a cutting edge field and my mind is blown
[02:01.872]I would gladly stay up every night to hone
[02:06.08]My compulsory skills with Joan
[02:10.483]I will study my way down her spine
[02:14.438]Familiarize myself with her well made outline
[02:19.373]While she researches mine
[02:23.509]I don't know who I am
[02:27.403]I've become someone new
[02:30.729]Nothing I just did
[02:32.827]Is anything I would do
[02:37.58]Over night everything changed
[02:39.58]I am not prepared
[02:41.72]I'm dizzy I'm nauseous I'm shaky
[02:46.104]I'm scared
[02:49.259]Am I falling into nothingness
[02:53.34]Or flying into something so sublime
[02:57.393]I don't know
[02:58.941]But I'm
[03:03.172]Changing my major to Joan
[03:10.812]I thought all my life I'd be all alone
[03:15.136]But that was before I was lying prone
[03:19.280]In this dorm room bed with Joan
[03:23.911]Look she drooled on the pillow
[03:27.210]So sweet
[03:28.796]All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet
[03:34.942]And my heart feels complete
[03:41.729]Let's never leave this room
[03:44.944]How 'bout we stay here to finals
[03:47.485]I'll go to school forever
[03:50.350]I'll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan
[03:57.367]'Cause I'm changing my major
[04:03.157]To Joan