[00:09.27]Rubber band
[00:11.16]There's a rubber band that plays tunes out of tune
[00:14.69]In the library garden Sunday afternoon
[00:18.57]While a little chappie waves a golden wand
[00:24.22]Rubber band
[00:26.05]In 1910 I was so handsome and so strong
[00:30.04]My mustache was stiffly waxed and one-foot long
[00:33.73]And I loved a girl while you played teatime tunes
[00:39.87]Dear rubber band, you're playing my tune out of tune
[00:46.18]Oh
[00:50.98]Rubber band
[00:52.94]Won't you play a haunting theme again to me?
[00:56.80]While I eat my scones and drink my cup of tea
[01:00.54]The sun is warm but it's a lonely afternoon
[01:13.29]Oh, play that theme
[01:21.71]Rubber band
[01:23.48]How I wish that I could join your rubber band
[01:27.42]We could play in lively parks throughout the land
[01:31.14]And one Sunday afternoon, I'd find my love
[01:36.93]Rubber band,
[01:38.99]In the 14-18 war, I went to sea
[01:42.80]Thought my Sunday love was waiting home for me
[01:46.52]And now she's married to the leader of your band, oh
[01:58.45]Oh yeah... I hope you break your baton