[00:10.20]If I were a TARDIGRADE I'd move out from home
[00:14.55]Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne
[00:19.60]Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
[00:25.02]These are the things that I never will learn
[00:29.83]These are the things I never will learn
[00:50.32]I live in the shrubbery for that's all I crave
[00:59.98]I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave
[01:05.27]I can live life in vacuums for years with no drinks
[01:10.35]And put up with hardships more than you can think
[01:15.64]And put up with hardships more than you can think
[01:26.45]If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out
[01:41.00]I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15 odd years
[01:45.89]I'd wake up come water and get on with living
[01:51.06]With time in my pocket to pass by the day
[01:56.46]If I were a TARDIGRADE I'd move out from home
[02:01.29]Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne
[02:06.25]Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
[02:11.34]These are the things that I never will learn
[02:16.43]These are the things I never will learn
[02:27.53]For I am a TARDIGRADE and I'll stay at home
[02:56.67]I'd not trade it for anything, not a knife, a cup or a throne
[03:19.88]Well all I want is my shrubbery and my little patch of moss
[03:30.47]With my whisky in the cabinet
[03:35.81]And my feet all clothed in socks
[03:40.88]And my feet clothed in socks
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