[00:00.42]Shylock:
[00:01.72]Ladies and Gentleman
[00:03.26]Shylock Productions in association with Pilgrim Enterprises
[00:07.44]Presents the Bottom brothers in their touching life story
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[00:12.09]Troupe:
[00:12.41]Who's that coming out of Cornwall
[00:15.38]With his brother
[00:17.13]It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!
[00:19.20]
[00:19.42]Who's that starting out with nothing
[00:22.33]But each other
[00:24.28]It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!
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[00:26.34]Nick & Nigel:
[00:26.56]Yes we are the Bottom brothers
[00:28.08]Writing plays just like our mother said we oughta do
[00:31.49]We've learned a thing or two
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[00:33.37]Bea:
[00:33.57]He almost got us all beheaded (Sorry)
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[00:36.78]Portia:
[00:36.95]Instead we just got banishéded (Yay!)
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[00:40.20]Nick & Nigel:
[00:40.37]We came from London on a boat
[00:42.31]We landed here and went and wrote
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[00:44.14]Nick, Nigel, Bea & Portia:
[00:44.31]A play with songs and dancers galore
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[00:47.73]Bea & Portia:
[00:47.90]It's something no one else has ever seen before
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[00:51.15]Nick & Nigel:
[00:51.32]So here we go
[00:52.31]Putting on a show
[00:53.44]And not just any old ordinary show
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[00:55.94]Nick, Nigel, Bea & Portia:
[00:56.25]A big and bold extraordinary show
[00:58.20]A must-see, magical, new, original
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[01:03.04]All:
[01:03.24]Musical
[01:07.56]A musical
[01:11.89]There's nothing as amazing as a musical
[01:16.32]With song and dance
[01:18.42]And sweet romance
[01:20.59]And happy endings happening by happenstance
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[01:25.01]And you'll see
[01:26.01]It will be
[01:26.84]Only the beginning
[01:29.77]This glorious creation called a musical
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[01:35.72]Shylock (Spoken):
[01:36.02]Have you heard the news?
[01:37.31]Shakespeare's new play opened
[01:39.74]They say it's his masterpiece
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[01:42.35]Nick (Spoken):
[01:42.53]What's it called?
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[01:44.19]Nigel (Spoken):
[01:44.36]Hamlet!
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[01:45.55]Nostradamus (Spoken):
[01:45.73]Hamlet
[01:46.73]I was this close
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[01:49.80]All:
[01:50.53]Welcome to America
[01:53.40]Where nothing rhymes with America
[01:57.02]But who's complaining
[01:59.01]We're living in the new world
[02:00.89]And living the dream
[02:02.73]It's our debut
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[02:04.76]Welcome to America
[02:08.28]Where everything is new
[02:16.52]Welcome to America
[02:19.96]Everything is new
[02:22.98]Welcome to America
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[02:25.03]Nick (Spoken):
[02:25.57]Land of opportunity!
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