[00:06.51]I'm a goat [00:07.53]and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is [00:09.36]it means the greatest of all time [00:10.62]and I consider myself one of those [00:11.75]so thank you very much, here it goes! [00:13.58]This is the part I was worried about [00:15.11]everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes [00:17.18]and I'm in some dusty garage inhaling them carbon monoxide fumes [00:20.09]and everyone's telling me what I should do [00:21.48]and how I should come out and what to rap about [00:23.38]and I know I got a lot up in my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out [00:26.95]and I'm not sure how this is gonna come off [00:28.58]they're probably gonna think that I'm coming off as cocky (haha) [00:31.11]like I just started giving a fuck what you really think about me [00:33.61]see, the thing about me [00:34.54]is you don't really know a thing about me [00:36.24]everyone's making a stink about me [00:37.94]like there's some kind of a aura of that of the king around me [00:40.54]surround me with nothin' but gangsters, killers, and bangers [00:42.63]and the most dangerous criminals [00:43.82]and I feel like I'm more comfortable around them than I do my own motherfuckin' neighbors [00:47.59]but, see, my dream is to be remembered as one of the best when I leave [00:50.57]but why does it seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other emcees? [00:53.53]so when Weezy says that he's better than Jay-z [00:55.94]please, be that just subliminally [00:57.25]means he thinks Jigga's the best and that he's [00:59.05]the only one up in that league, see [01:00.61]and it's easy just to consider me one of the greatest white rappers there is [01:03.73]knowing god damn well that I'm one of the best motherfucking rappers who ever lived period. [01:07.77]I'm a goat [01:08.59]and I don't mean to gloat [01:09.42]but I know what I know and I know what you think [01:10.81]and these magazines'll never put it in ink [01:12.36]because how would it look if they considered me as a goat? [01:15.06]and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is [01:17.04]it means the greatest of all time [01:18.27]and I consider myself one of those [01:19.50]so thank you very much, here it goes! [01:21.28]Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the game [01:22.79]so they gotta go try to find em a new Eminem [01:24.94]or a new Shady, if they think it's gonna happen [01:26.70]man, I thought I was crazy [01:27.85]or maybe I could be takin' it wrong and they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way [01:31.53]so let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors almost in the same way [01:34.78]see, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringing up that Paul Wall's white [01:38.03]cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight [01:41.27]and Bubba Sparxxx, he just won't write [01:42.64]because he's so caught up in that snow white [01:44.44]that Timbaland can't even get him in the studio [01:46.50]he's so gone off that coke, right [01:47.89]and it's so sad, cause he's dope, right [01:49.52]America's next great white hope, right [01:51.25]so now they feel like they gotta come up with some corny ass white rapper show, right [01:54.76]and which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about [01:56.44]they said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out [01:58.04]there's somethin' about a white boy talking black and runnin' around with a damn grill in his mouth [02:01.52]and I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit [02:03.55]"Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's white and the best golfer's black?" [02:06.34]and I'm the one who's gotta catch all the flack offa' that [02:08.36]but these are the people who never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out [02:11.74]but I had already hit middle America [02:13.34]Parents had all got to likin' me now [02:15.09]when suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy [02:16.78]all of the hatred for me must've died [02:18.47]thought I committed career suicide so I had to turn back into the bad guy [02:21.96]so faggoty faggoty faggoty gays [02:23.44]and anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy [02:25.29]not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy [02:27.59]and Angelina Jolie is just another ho [02:30.33]and Brad is a sucka' because once I fuck her [02:32.08]she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby [02:34.01]you know what I say? No [02:35.64]You better save some of them kids from Madonna [02:37.17]she needs all the publicity she can get [02:38.70]you want a Shady? Well, you got it, man [02:40.56]I ain't apologizin' for shit. [02:42.31]I'm a goat [02:43.02]and I don't mean to gloat [02:43.86]but I know what I know and I know what you think [02:45.46]and these magazines'll never put it in ink [02:47.02]because how would it look if they considered me as a goat? [02:49.28]and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is [02:51.67]it means the greatest of all time [02:52.62]and I consider myself one of those [02:54.30]so thank you very much, here it goes! [02:55.76]Man, I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, man [02:59.03]shit is too easy [03:00.41]nobody even wants to pass me the ball cause [03:02.66](I'm a goat) [03:03.22]so don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin' game [03:05.18]and y'all can sit and argue about who's the motherfuckin' best [03:08.29]but y'all know that [03:09.55](I'm a goat) [03:10.09]and like I said, I'm one of the motherfuckin' best [03:12.40]before you get your panties in a motherfuckin' bunch [03:14.89]but before I go, I'd like to say fuck you very much to everybody who wasn't there from the start [03:20.33]and thank you very much to everybody who was [03:24.26]and y'all ain't gotta say it, just think it [03:25.84]cause I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know [03:29.64](I'm a goat) [03:30.12](hahahaha) [03:33.92]I'm out, y'all [03:35.34]it's been real, peace [03:38.59]