[00:11.22]Welcome back to the stage of history [00:16.08]Yo Slim Shady [00:19.53]Yo I'll ****in I'll [00:23.62]I'll puke eat it and freak you (eww) [00:27.12]Battle I'm too weeded to speak to [00:28.83]The only key that I see to defeat you [00:30.73]Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you [00:32.92]And force feed you 'em both and on each feet is a cleat shoe [00:35.58]I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse [00:37.96]You'll think I pulled the ****in ground out from underneath you [00:40.36](Bitch ) I ain't no ****in G I'm a cannibal [00:42.10]I ain't tryin to shoot you [00:43.15]I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you [00:45.08]Wrap you in rope and plastic stab you with broken glass [00:47.34]And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress [00:50.08]Coke and acid black magic cloaks and daggers (ahhh ) [00:53.14]Fuck the planet until it spins on a broken axis [00:55.75]I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket [00:58.06]To fill it full of explosive gasses [00:59.47]And close it back with a lit match in it [01:01.63]While I sit back and just hope it catches [01:03.50]Blow you to fragments [01:04.27]Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes [01:05.70]I see the light at the end [01:07.57]But every time I take a step it gets dim [01:09.65]Tell me is this hell we're livin in [01:10.99]If so heaven's got to be better [01:12.16]But if we're hellbound whatever let's go down [01:13.64]I see the light at the end [01:14.92]But every time I take a step it gets dim [01:16.65]Tell me is this hell we're livin in [01:18.45]If so heaven's got to be better [01:19.85]But if we're hellbound whatever let's go down [01:20.94]Am I the worst Because I never go to church (never) [01:22.16]I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse [01:22.98]I'ma drink 'til my liver rot see the doc [01:25.70]Leave the E R then hit a bar for a liquor shot 'til the liver spot [01:29.91]One day we all gon' die [01:31.39]But when I die I'ma be so high [01:32.47]That I'ma get up and walk leavin the concrete bare [01:32.79]With the chalk outline still there [01:32.99]I smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lot [01:33.89]I got a cross on my chain but it's just a rock [01:36.29]Now if I pray everynight (night) [01:38.29]Do I still have to hold my trey very tight [01:41.04]You feel me God I done did so much shit while on Earth [01:44.81]I smoke I drink I curse and to make matters worse [01:47.53]I bust my gun first and then I chat with your corpse [01:50.25]Since way back I was one to never like back-talk [01:55.23]See me at the pearly gates in line wearin a Nordface [01:56.77]Nickle nine at my waist God done lost faith [01:59.03]Angels greet me but I don't reply back [02:02.73]Just show me to my quarters and oh yeah where's Thai at [02:04.45]I see the light at the end [02:05.39]But every time I take a step it gets dim [02:06.16]Tell me is this hell we're livin in [02:06.42]If so heaven's got to be better [02:06.64]But if we're hellbound whatever let's go down [02:06.91]Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burns [02:07.21]Final battle fight [02:07.30]Analyze the strength of my game like Lee Corso [02:07.60]Call me a lost soul with a vest on my torso [02:07.96]And of course yo y'all know I'm no stranger to danger [02:08.32]Like Christ in a manger feel a whole range of my anger [02:08.72]I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound [02:09.04]And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds [02:09.37]My pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger walk with a swagger [02:09.76]Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her [02:10.23]Ten blocks untie the ***** and I still bag her [02:10.55]Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager [02:10.98]My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel [02:11.37]My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel [02:11.73]Everyday I grow more older and more colder [02:11.99]Fly you to Colorado roll you over with a Boulder [02:12.32]I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare [02:12.65]Cause you ****in with some niggaz like this who just don't care [02:13.04]I see the light at the end [02:13.27]But every time I take a step it gets dim [02:13.60]Tell me is this hell we're livin in [02:13.86]If so heaven's got to be better [02:14.10]But if we're hellbound whatever let's go down [02:14.36]I see the light at the end [02:14.58]But every time I take a step it gets dim [02:14.91]Tell me is this hell we're livin in [02:15.18]If so heaven's got to be better [02:15.41]But if we're hellbound whatever let's go down [02:15.66]But every time I take a step it gets dim [02:16.00]Tell me is this hell we're livin in [02:16.26]Haha [02:16.29]Time's up [02:16.36]You lose