Back again  that's right  Luda  Ha ha ha ha  Feel this
It gets meaner and meaner each time baby

Feelin real good too   holla at 'em man   What up Uncle 'Face
Yeah
I'm a bull in this industry man  tell 'em
Some would rather run down and get one cow   nah

I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all
You know what I'm talkin 'bout right  Look
I'm never goin nowhere so don't try me
My music sticks in fans veins like an IV
Flows poison like Ivy  oh they grimy
Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me
Respected highly  HIIII MR  O'REILLY

Hope all is well  kiss the plantiff and the wifey
Drove through the window  the industry super sized me
Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me
I'm on the rise  so many people despise me
Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me  surprise
It's a celebration and everyone should invite me
Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes  blaow
Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee
Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T
You disagree  take the Tyson approach and bite me
Whoa  Don't slip up or get got    Why not man
I'm comin for that number one spot    Alright
Rappers swearin they on top    Nuh uh  uh uh
But I'm comin' for they number one spot    Alright man
Scheme scheme  plot plot   say WHAT
I'm comin for that number one spot  Woo  hey
Keep it goin it won't stop    What you doin man
I'm comin for that number one spot
Yes indeed  Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada
Ready to break the steerin column on yo' Impala
If I get caught  bail out  po'-po' I tell 'em holla
In court I never show up  like Austin Powers fa-zha
Father  father  and hey I love gold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold
Jacuzzi's hot  Cristal is so cold
Neighbors catch contacts  from the blunts that I've rolled
A pig in a blanket  a smoke and a pancake
Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake
I crush mics until my hand breaks
Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand
Straight
The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy
I'm XXL so I call 'em my Eye Candy
Brush my shoulder and I  pop my collar
Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars
Whoa  Don't slip up or get got   Why not man
I'm comin for that number one spot   Alright
Rappers swearin they on top    Nuh uh  uh uh
But I'm comin' for they number one spot    Alright man
Scheme scheme  plot plot   say WHAT
I'm comin for that number one spot    Woo  hey
Keep it goin it won't stop    What you doin man
I'm comin for that number one spot
Causin lyrical disasters  it's the master
Make music for Mini-Me's  models and Fat Bastards
These women tryin yo get me out my Pelle Pelle
They strip off my clothes and tell me  "Get in my belly "
Stay on the track  hit the ground runnin like Flo-Jo
Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo
Ladies and gentlemen ahh  boys and girls
Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world
Whoa  Don't slip up or get got    Why not man
I'm comin for that number one spot    Alright
Rappers swearin they on top    Nuh uh  uh uh
But I'm comin' for they number one spot    Alright man
Scheme scheme  plot plot say WHAT
I'm comin for that number one spot    Woo  hey
Keep it goin it won't stop    What you doin man
I'm comin for that number one spot