[0-1:59.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[00:03.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[00:06.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[00:08.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[00:13.700]Ahem.. excuse me!
[00:17.700]Can I have the attention of the class
[00:19.700]for one second?
[00:22.700]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:25.700]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
[00:28.700]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
[00:31.700]Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
[00:33.700]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:36.700]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
[00:39.700]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
[00:42.700]Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
[00:45.700]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:47.700]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:50.700]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:53.700]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:56.700]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[00:58.700]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
[01:01.700]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
[01:05.700]I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:08.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[01:11.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[01:13.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[01:17.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[01:18.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[01:22.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[01:24.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[01:28.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[01:30.700]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
[01:33.700]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
[01:36.700]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:39.700]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
[01:41.700]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:44.700]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
[01:47.700]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
[01:49.700]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
[01:52.700]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:55.700]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
[01:58.700]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:01.700]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
[02:04.700]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:06.700]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
[02:09.700]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
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[02:15.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[02:18.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[02:21.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[02:25.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[02:37.700]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
[02:40.700]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
[02:43.700]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
[02:46.700]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:49.700]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
[02:52.700]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:55.700]All my life I was very deprived
[02:57.700]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:00.700]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
[03:02.700]I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
[03:05.700]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:08.700]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)
[03:12.700]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:14.700]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
[03:17.700]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:18.700]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
[03:20.700]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
[03:23.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[03:26.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[03:28.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[03:32.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[03:33.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[03:38.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[03:39.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[03:43.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady