作词 : Kaelyn Behr/Seth Marton
 作曲 : Kaelyn Behr/Seth Marton
Dumb -Seth Sentry
Are you ready and the fifth-grade final question is
I think I'm dumb I think my brain's broke
I found out last night watching a game show
I didn't answer one question right the whole time
I am not smarter than a fifth grader case closed
And at first I was like man
I can't believe he just won
That's so nice and only so young
Good for him I hope he had fun
He got 'em all right and I got 'em all wrong
I mean how could I not get one
Then it all kind of just hit me at once
Like Holy shit I think I am dumb wow
Should I go and call up my exes
Track down every girl that I've ever slept with
Like Hey look I know I never messaged you back
Has it really been ten years Oh wow
Look I don't want to get you freaked
Out but I just gotta let you
Know now that I just found out that I'm stupid
You should probably go ahead and get your IQ tested
And I guess that I don't know what can be done
All I know is I don't wanna be dumb dumb dumb
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
Da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that I'm dumb
I've always been so outspoken
But I know now just how stupid I sound
I'm just a loud bogan
I felt I would have outgrown it
I mean what was the crowd smoking
To go download my whole album
I mean I'm barely house broken
I don't know what the Dow Jones is
I mean at dinner parties I'm out my depth
Can't remember cool stuff like them
I'll just smile and nod my head
I don't know what the f**k she said
I'll just Google it once she's gone
So I can forget it the second
I've read it
I'm thick and slow witted and they tell me
I'm inappropriate
One time in Hawaii I jerked off with cheap shampoo
And my skin just peeled right off but keep
That between me and you
Man I wish I had a clue I wish
I knew what I should do
I may not have a big IQ at least my dick
Is all brand new
I feel so
So dumb I should be tested so
Why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb
How come no one told me I was dumb
Dumb dumb da da da da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that I'm dumb
So dumb I should be tested so
Why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
Da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that I'm dumb
Dumb dumb da da da da da da da
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oho
Ohoh oooo
Whoo I need a minute whoo gimme a minute
Excuse me this room is spinning
I'm woozy I'm too lightheaded
I'm stupid clueless pathetic
The screws are loose in my head
And the fuses blew I'm dimwitted
This news is super depressing
I'm loose and I'm too thick-headed
I truly do wish I wasn't
Don't get me wrong I'm not bragging
I'm not proud of it so f**k it then
I'ma get smart I'ma get smart
I'ma get way more smart boy
I'ma make my brain all large
'Cause I'm sick of being Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys
And the whole time this young kid on the quiz show's
Staring at me with his smug grin well f**k him
'Cause I'm just so dumb
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb
How come no one told me I was dumb
Da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that I'm dumb
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
Dum dum da da da
I'm dum