Ma chere Mademoiselle It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents: your dinner! Be our guest, be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest (that's right) Soup du jour (uh-huh), hot hors d'oeuvres (come on) Why, we only live to serve (whoo!) Try the grape stuff, it's delicious (alright) Don't believe me? Ask the dishes (ask the dishes) Yeah, they can sing, sing, sing, they can dance, dance, dance After all, Miss, this is France (uh-huh) And a dinner here is never, never second best Come on, go on unfold your menu Go on, take a glance and then you'll (alright) Be our guest (hey), be our guest (hey) Be our guest, yeah yeah, come on, yeah Be our guest, guest, yeah, yeah Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, hey Pie and pudding en flambé, flambé We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret (sounds so good) You're alone, oh and you're scared, yeah But the banquet's all prepared (it's all prepared) No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining (flatware's entertaining) We tell jokes (jokes), I do tricks (tricks) With my fellow candlesticks (fellow candlesticks) And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet (you can bet) Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest Be our guest, be our guest Be our guest (yeah) Yeah, come on Be our guest (Be our guest) (Come on, come on) Be our guest!