作词 : Simmons, Zappa
L.A. in the summer of 69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said, “Watch me now, 
I'm gonna eat the label"Well I'm a wino man, don't you know I am?36 24, hips about 30I seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirtyBoy, she looked over at me and she raised her thumbShe said, "
Jam down the road you bum, bum, bum, bum"I'm a wino man, don't you know I am?I went to the country and while I was goneI lost control of my body functionsOn the road ahead at the ladies front lawnI'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man, I can't help myselfI've been drinkin' all night till my eyes got redStumbled on the gutter and busted my headBugs in my zoot suit, been scratchin' like a dogI can't stand no water and I stink like a hogGive me a five dollar bill and an overcoat tooGive me a five dollar bill and an overcoat tooA five dollar bill and an overcoat tooA five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe