作词 : Zappa
Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) 
Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak) 
Bunk Gardner (woodwinds) 
Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals) 
Don Preston (retired) 
Jimmy Carl 
Black (drums, trumpet, vocals) 
Ian Underwood (piano, woodwinds) 
Motorhead 
Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) 
Suzy Creamcheese (telephone) 
Dick Barber (snorks) 
I'm gonna tell you the way it is 
And I'm not gonna be kind or easy 
Your whole attitude stinks, 
I say And the life you lead is completely empty 
You paint your head 
Your mind is dead 
You don't even know what 
I just said 
THAT'S YOU: 
AMERICAN W
OMANHOOD! 
You're phony on top 
Phony underneath 
You lay in bed & grit your teeth 
MADGE, I W
ANT YOUR B
ODY! HARRY, 
GET BACK! 
MADGE, IT'
S NOT MERE
LY PHYSICA
L! HARRY, 
YOU'RE A B
EAST! censored censored censored censored censored censored 
MADGE... I 
COULDN'T H
ELP IT ...
I... DOGGO
NE IT!