[00:00.000] 作词 : Zappa
[00:09.06]Looks to me like something funny
[00:10.71]Is going on around here
[00:13.41]People laughin' 'n dancin' 'n payin'
[00:15.08]Entirely too much for their beer
[00:17.58]And they all think they are clean outta-site
[00:21.14]And they're ready to party cause the sign outside says it's
[00:23.44]Wet T-Shirt Nite
[00:26.74]And they all crave some hot delight
[00:29.14]
[00:33.22]Well the girls are excited because in a minute
[00:35.32]They're gonna get wet
[00:37.34]And the boys are delighted because all the titties
[00:39.63]Will get 'em upset
[00:41.68]And they all think they're reety-alright
[00:45.04]And they're ready to boogie cause the sign outside says it's
[00:47.52]Wet T-Shirt Nite
[00:50.72]'N they all crave some pink delight
[00:52.95]
[01:37.76]When the water gets on 'em their ninnies get rigid
[01:40.19]'N look pretty bold
[01:42.30]It's a common reaction that makes an attraction
[01:44.47]Whenever it's cold
[01:46.56]An' all of the fellas they wish they could bite
[01:49.99]On the cute little nuggets
[01:50.89]The local girls are showin' off tonight
[01:55.68]You know I think it serves 'em right
[02:00.21]You know I think it serves 'em right
[02:04.77]You know I think it serves 'em right
[02:09.14]You know I think it serves 'em right
[02:12.39]And it's Wet T-Shirt Time again!
[02:18.69]I know you want someone to show you some tit!
[02:24.87]Big ones!
[02:26.44]Wet ones!
[02:30.60]Big wet ones!
[02:31.65]
[02:35.66]Ah, thanks, Ike
[02:36.70]Yes, it's Wet T-Shirt Time again
[02:42.43]Here at The Brasserie, home of the tits... huh huh
[02:47.43]And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park
[02:50.64]Up next in her bid for the semi-finals
[02:53.20]Hi, Mary... how'ya doin'?
[02:54.29]Hi!
[02:55.05]Where ya from?
[02:55.74]Ah, the bus
[02:57.49]Which one?
[02:58.95]You know... the last tour
[03:00.69]You know... Leather
[03:02.01]Oh, you were the girl that was stuck to seat 38
[03:05.00]On Phydeaux III
[03:06.33]Why don't you get in position now and take a deep breath
[03:09.88]Because this water is very, very cold
[03:13.18]But it's goin' to be so stimulating
[03:15.17]And Mary's the kind
[03:16.13]Of red-blooded American girl who'll do anything
[03:19.82]I said anything for fifty bucks, that's right! (Anything)
[03:23.08]I really need the fifty bucks you know
[03:24.88]I gotta get home!
[03:25.88]Yeah, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed...
[03:28.61]That's right, you heard right...
[03:29.88]Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars
[03:32.56]To the girl with the most exciting mammalian protruberances!
[03:38.41]Here I am!
[03:39.51]...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked
[03:41.54]Stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative
[03:44.97]Kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment!
[03:48.55]Whoopee! And here comes the water!
[03:51.27]Ah!
[03:53.57]No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you...
[03:55.93]Sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead...
[03:59.43]And here comes the ice pick in the forehead!
[04:02.39]Oooh, ha ha
[04:04.77]A million laughs, Mary!
[04:06.15]Anyway; good golly, what a mess, she's totally soaked
[04:10.12]Totally- (I love it)
[04:11.17]Yeah, totally committed to the fifty bucks
[04:12.97]That's it just step into the spotlight
[04:15.12]Let the guys get a good look at ya, honey!
[04:16.78]Here I am!
[04:17.62]Whaddya say, fellas? Nice setta jugs?
[04:20.14]Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little?
[04:22.36]Ooooh!
[04:24.21]Oh my goodness, look at her go!
[04:26.00]Oooh! I'm dancing!
[04:28.04]Ain't this what living is really all about?
[04:34.50]Here's your fifty bucks, Mary...
[04:36.19]Oh great! Now I can go home! Oooh!
[04:40.61]Home is where the heart is
[04:42.31]On the bus!