{THE ARBITER} I've a duty as a referee At the start of a match On behalf of all our sponsors I must welcome you Which I do-- there's a catch: I don't care if you're a champion No one messes with me I am ruthless in upholding What I know is right Black or white, as you'll see {THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS} I'm on the case Can't be fooled Any objection Is overruled {THE ARBITER} Yes, I'm the Arbiter And I know best {SOLOISTS} He's impartial Don't push him He's unimpressed {THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS} You got your tricks Good for you But there's no gambit I don't see through {THE ARBITER} Oh, I'm the Arbiter I know the score {THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS} From square one I'll be watching all 64 {THE ARBITER} If you're thinking Of the kind of thing That we've seen in the past Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies Walkouts, hypnotists Tempers, fists Not so fast This is not the start Of World War Three No political ploys I think both your Constitutions are terrific So now you know Be good boys {THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS} I'm on the case Can't be fooled Any objection Is overruled {THE ARBITER} Yes, I'm the Arbiter And I know best {SOLOISTS} He's impartial Don't push him He's unimpressed {THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS} You got your tricks Good for you But there's no gambit I don't see through {THE ARBITER} Oh, I'm the Arbiter I know the score {THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS} From square one I'll be watching all 64 {THE ARBITER} Oh, I'm the Arbiter I know the score {THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS} From square one I'll be watching all 64