[00:07.490]They say true love only comes once in a lifetime
[00:09.490]and even though we're from opposite ends of the earth, my heart tells me you're the one for me.
[00:15.490] Mahmoud.

[00:17.490]I remember when it started, saw you on the news,
[00:19.490]you were hatin' gays, i was eatin' food.
[00:21.490]but I was feelin' you, and even though I disagreed with almost everythin' you said
[00:27.490] you ain't wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me,
[00:30.490]Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.
[00:32.490] Mahmoud, you make my heart beat right out of my chest
[00:35.490]my mind says no, but my body says yes
[00:38.490]Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
[00:41.490]is the threat of you not comin' home with me
[00:43.490]Our love for each other's like when atoms collide
[00:46.490]Can't express how I feel
[00:47.490]Ay yo Adam let's ride

[00:48.490]And Iran, Iran so far away
[00:56.490]It's your home, but in my heart you'll stay

[00:59.490]He ran, for the president of Iran
[01:02.490]we ran together to a tropical island
[01:04.490]my Man, Mahmoud is known for rilin'
[01:06.490]smiling, if he can still do it then I can
[01:09.490]they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
[01:13.490]you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
[01:16.490]S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin'
[01:18.490]You can be the port that I pop my vessel in
[01:20.490]So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
[01:23.490]with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
[01:26.490]And your hairy butt ...
 Yeah.

[01:31.490]And Iran, Iran so far away
[01:36.490]come home, and in my arms you'll stay

[01:42.490]Used to look at the stars and dream
[01:44.490]round the world same stars were seen
[01:48.490]And a twinkle in your eyes, Mahmoud
[01:52.490]Talk smooth to me, without a tie
[01:55.490]your pants high waisted, damn so fly
[01:58.490]We can take a trip to the animal zoo
[02:01.490]and laugh at all the funny things that animals do
[02:03.490]Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin' boo
[02:06.490]hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too
[02:08.490]you say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do
[02:11.490]you should know by know, it's you

[02:13.490]And Iran, you're so far away
[02:19.490]It's your home, but in my heart you'll stay

[02:25.490]You're crazy for this one Mahmoud
[02:28.490]you can deny the holocaust all you want
[02:31.490]but you can't deny that there's something between us
[02:34.490]I know you say there's no gays in Iran
[02:38.490]but you're in New York now, baby
[02:41.490]it's time to stop hiding, and start living.