Give me back my wig 
Honey let your head go bald 
Give me back my wig 
Honey let your head go bald 
I really had no business 
Honey, buyin' you no wig at all 
Takin' you downtown 
There – four forty nine 
When I get down there 
I swear, nine ninety nine 
Give me back my wig 
Honey, let your head go bald 
I really had no business 
Honey, buyin' you no wig at all 
And your mama told me 
And your good friend, too 
When you get that wig 
That's the way you is gonna do 
You just give me back my wig 
Honey, let your head go bald 
I really had no business 
Honey, buyin' you no wig at all 
Goodbye little woman 
All I got to say 
Give me back my wig 
And be on your merry way 
Give me back my wig 
Honey, let your head go bald 
I really had no business 
Honey, buyin' you no wig at all