[00:02.48]I know why they call them labels
[00:04.80]Because you have to fit a label now to fit a label
[00:06.97]But If I'm a pussy, then I guess I did my kegels
[00:10.37]I got it on lox, I'll bring the bagels
[00:12.48]It kind of feels like middle school again when they call
[00:15.30]I think the majors can't quite decide if I'll come play ball
[00:18.12]If I can make them money
[00:19.56]If I can dumb my shit down enough
[00:21.31]Or do the dance
[00:22.49]I think it's kind of funny
[00:23.58]They might be right, I'm shaped different like Toblerone
[00:26.25]I turned down a quarter mill to pitch a mobile phone
[00:28.99]Cause I believed that I can be more and walked away
[00:31.55]And left my hand up in the air like I just shot the j
[00:34.24]White rappers only make if we talk like stars
[00:36.96]Hit the A-list
[00:37.95]Cause you puffed on Ls
[00:39.20]And dropped your Rs
[00:39.88]Let's pull some video out of 5th grade pageant
[00:41.87]And compare the way you talked then to how you're rapping
[00:44.61]You think you sound the same
[00:46.21]Or that you picked up the way to be real in somewhere TV-land along the way?
[00:50.23]If I just get 15 minutes I'm gonna stay myself
[00:52.68]And when that 16th minute comes then I won't hate myself
[00:55.48]Maybe I'll never get signed
[00:56.92]I'll fucking flatline
[00:58.07]But nobody gets to raise a banner during halftime
[01:00.86]Win or lose I always choose myself and I place a bid
[01:03.55]And make the same face on every play like Jason Kid
[01:05.98]
[01:06.22]It's almost 4am
[01:08.59]Monday in my room again
[01:11.26]Got a crazy vision of a dream escaping from my pen
[01:16.61]I'll be swinging going down
[01:19.38]Fuck that noise, No way no how
[01:21.97]You're listening to this song
[01:24.11]But I'm working on the next one now
[01:27.30]
[01:27.74]If my goals are odd I take it as a challenge
[01:29.99]people seem confused by how I hope to use my talents
[01:32.78]Could he be weird Al, could he be Jimmie Fallon?
[01:35.50]I tell them to imagine Mos Def meets Woodie Allen
[01:38.14]Haters give me balance. Every Kyle's got a Cartman
[01:40.70]I know how failure tastes
[01:42.06]I drink it straight from the carton
[01:43.39]I always keep a gallon in the fridge at my apartment
[01:45.92]To remind me how it feels to drop the ball like Stevie Bartman
[01:48.69]Believe me I want to achieve it all by being me
[01:51.30]It's too easy to be cheesy on TV or DVD
[01:54.18]I'm seeking to sneak in, but I'm weeping when I peep the scene
[01:56.89]Cause I'm knee-deep in it and need a TP roll to keep it clean
[01:59.40]I'm digging for a deeper meaning cause beneath this skin is a beating the temperamental heaving heart of gentle heathen
[02:04.55]If you deceive us, homie that's so sad
[02:07.26]I'll get more agro than the Aggro Crag
[02:10.19]I'm Bony Bony leave me aloney you know me well
[02:12.85]Don't dwell on that Jabroni just cause that baloney sells
[02:15.57]His flow is hole-y like the edge of abalone shells
[02:18.24]I want to flow holy like matrimony bells
[02:20.77]
[02:20.93]It's almost 4am
[02:23.69]Monday in my room again
[02:26.18]Got a crazy vision of a dream escaping from my pen
[02:31.56]I'll be swinging going down
[02:34.33]Fuck that noise, No way no how
[02:37.07]You're listening to this song
[02:39.21]But I'm working on the next one now
[02:42.95]
[03:03.95]It's almost 4am
[03:06.40]Monday in my room again
[03:09.02]Got a crazy vision of a dream escaping from my pen
[03:14.66]I'll be swinging going down
[03:17.40]Fuck that noise, No way no how
[03:20.20]You're listening to this song
[03:22.24]But I'm working on the next one now
[03:25.81]It's almost 4am
[03:28.40]Monday in my room again
[03:31.09]Got a crazy vision of a dream escaping from my pen
[03:36.52]I'll be swinging going down
[03:39.16]Fuck that noise, No way no how
[03:41.75]You're listening to this song
[03:43.97]But I'm working on the next one now