Checkmate!
 Dennis Bell of Torquay
 Too late
 With your Nxe3
 Good game sir
 Do you want another bout?
 Well Dennis ain’t replying
 ‘cos he just signed out
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 Deep Blue
 In ’97 I voted for you
 As Sports Personality of the Year
 I thought at least
 You’d get the Overseas
 ‘cos when all’s said and done
 You’re not like some of these
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 Cetshwayo got a shock
 When he attacked Rorke’s Drift
 But he didn’t get stroppy
 And he didn’t get miffed
 Ernie Shackleton retreated
 Close to the Pole
 He didn’t want men dying
 To achieve his goal
 But did he get a gob on?
 No he gave a little grin
 Heed this Dennis Bell
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