A million housewives every day Pick up a can of beans and say: “What an amazing example of synchronisation” He looked out of the aeroplane And he saw the Alps way down below He fixed his gaze on the white terrain And he could see a portrait in the snow And he shouted: “Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell” That’s an ominous example of the power of TV And I went la la la la la la la La la la la la la laaa Oh la la la la la la la Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac By Christ they were trendy at the time I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime The man behind the mask at C&A’s was quite polite He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn’t have to fight And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (sure George) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (Oh God) Oh the Grand Old Duke of York Well, he had ten thousand men And he marched them all to the top of the hill And he had them all again