作词 : Ice Cube, Sadler
once upon a time, in the black part of the city
yo g, yo g you better get out of here man, 5-0

yo ice cube, man
whassup man?
why you...
whassup?
yo ice cube man, why you always kickin the shit about the bitches
And the niggaz? why dont you kick some shit about the kids, man? the
Fuckin kids? !
word
Little boys and girls, they all love me
Come sit on the lap of i-c-e

And let me tell ya a story or two
About a punk-ass nigga I knew
Named jack, he wasnt that nimble, wasnt that quick
Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a bitch named jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of shit hes a pro
So jack and jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap
Dumb bitch, gave him the claps
Then he had to go see dr. bombay
Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on sesame street, the dope spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
For the man that was really important

Who lived down the street in a air jordan
Ride to the fellow mister rogers and hoes

Drove a 500 sittin on lorenzoes
He broke out, little bo peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins
yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, whats up with that?
Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve oclock
Cinderella aint home must be givin up the cock
I dont doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with snow white, she was fuckin her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors, too

Red riding hood, and little boy blue

A bad influence? yo I dont know
But ice cubell tell the kids how the story should go

Interlude little russ

Yeah money, thats it, yeah money, thats it
This is little russ in the house
Rock that shit homey, rock that shit!

（well, you know the rest）
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

With a joint, drinkin some 8-ball
Three little pigs in a coup de ville

Lookin for, the wolf to kill
Theyre fucked up and they want revenge

Them and humpty used to be friends

Now theyre enemies cause hes a traitor
Pulled out the uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas

And mister rogers is gettin mighty jealous

Of the cash that the pigs were makin
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause mister rogers found out quick

That humpty dumpty was blown to bits

They said that the motherfuckin wolf was next

So mister rogers better watch his step

So he let the wolf know
Were gonna fuck up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause cinderella is much too fast

Before twelve, givin up ass
Double barrels all loaded and cocked

As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They bailed down sesame street and caught em
Little boy blue is up front givin orders
Little did they know cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
A bad influence? yo, I dont know
But ice cubell tell the kids how the stories should go

aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
yeah you aight, you in the house
We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa

yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass