作词 : Flavor Flav, Ice Cube ... (flavor flav) Well two bees in a bucket Mother mother****** it You either flavor flav it Or you chuck chuck chuck it Kiss my ass or suck a d.i.c.- K. stands for kill so don't ****** with me I ****** that lady in the bed I missed that ********** and i bust a spread I tried it again in a thumping wagon The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging Tried it again and i failed to grasp I missed that ********** and i bust my ass Then i ****** this lady in the tree The baby came out and said 'run-dmc' (ice cube) I knew this girl who looked just like you Light brown and a fly hair-do I wanted to do her, screw her So i stepped to her On-key ********** had more ass than a donkey I said you're the type of girl that i can't pass over Give me one chance and i'll bend your ass over Just call me the plumber at the end of the night Cause a ****** like me'll lay plenty of pipe She didn't get offended it was splendid to me Cause mister nice guy is what i pretended to be I guess i just wine her and dine her And by the end of the night i'll be behind her Waxing that ass like rain dance On the bumper get the ********** then i dump her Took her to the comfort inn Tucked her in Pulled out the third leg pumped it in She said will you call me Yeah i'll call you a ********** or a hoe after i ball ya Naw i'm just playin but it's still the same Cause a ****** like ice cube is only out for one thang