two bodies pressed together two boys are falling hard the smell of sweat and leather a kinky greeting card crazy about each other we both have fucked up pasts but when we are together we have a fucking blast i wanna be a housewife what’s so wrong with that i wanna be a housewife, yeah and that’s just where i’m at i’m making guacamole he’s working on the car when he grills turkey burgers he knows i like them charred i like to wash the dishes i like to scrub the floors don’t mind doing his laundry what are boyfriends for i wanna be a housewife what’s so wrong with that i wanna be a housewife what’s so wrong with that i wanna have his baby i wanna wear his ring he drives me fuckin crazy i am his everything i wanna be a housewife what’s so wrong with that can’t wait ‘til he’s in my life, yeah cuz we haven’t met can’t wait ‘til he’s in my life, yeah cuz we haven’t met we haven’t met yet… we haven’t met yet…