[00:02.70]I don't know dude
[00:04.64]I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
[00:09.20]And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude
[00:12.38]And they need to take it up with me after the show
[00:15.58]Because
[00:16.52]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:20.20]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:24.25]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[00:28.25]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
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[00:31.85]So I get off stage right and drop the mic
[00:34.22]Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:36.40]"What's up ladies' my name's Slim Shady"
[00:37.84]I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
[00:40.08]They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
[00:41.83]"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
[00:43.52]"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
[00:46.07]"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
[00:48.01]And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:50.13]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:52.19]All the chicks start yellin'' all the hot babes
[00:54.25]Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
[00:56.37]So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:58.18]But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
[00:59.86]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.86]Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[01:04.05]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.92]Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
[01:08.10]This rock star shit' it's the life for me
[01:10.11]And all the other guys just despise me be
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[01:12.50]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[01:16.25]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:20.24]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[01:24.24]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[01:26.79]
[01:27.60]My band
[01:28.93]My band
[01:29.60]My band
[01:30.54]My band
[01:31.47]My band
[01:32.47]My band
[01:33.53]My band
[01:34.47]My band
[01:35.53]My band
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[01:44.27]You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
[01:46.26]Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
[01:48.14]Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.70]But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:52.19]You don't want my autograph' yous a liar
[01:54.00]And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
[01:56.19]What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
[01:58.06]Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
[01:59.99]See I know how to rap' see it's simple but
[02:01.99]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:04.05]So I'm more intect' tryna get on the map
[02:05.92]Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
[02:08.17]Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
[02:10.23]Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
[02:12.18]Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[02:14.06]
[02:16.04]You gonna be late for soundcheck
[02:16.91]Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:18.16]But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
[02:20.22]You know what man I'ma say somethin
[02:21.59]Hey yo Em
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[02:23.04]Man no
[02:24.09]I thought you bout to tell him off' what's up
[02:25.96]Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it' man shut up
[02:27.96]And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
[02:30.09]When I was bout to talk right after you
[02:31.84]I swear' I swear man
[02:32.72]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[02:36.18]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:40.19]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[02:44.20]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:46.88]
[02:47.68]They say the lead singers rock' but the group does not
[02:49.87]Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
[02:51.94]I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
[02:54.00]I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
[02:55.94]Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:58.06]Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
[03:00.37]We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
[03:02.57]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
[03:03.95]And these guys they can find every area code
[03:06.38]Bitch carry your own
[03:08.00]Can't make it to the stage' security in my way
[03:10.00](Who the fuck are you  Where's Obie and Dre  )
[03:11.69]***dammit I'm sick of this group
[03:14.06]Time for me to go solo and make some loop
[03:16.07]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:18.25]Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
[03:19.81]Lose Yourself video I was in the back
[03:22.00]Superman video I was in the back
[03:24.07]Fuck the media' I got some suggestions
[03:25.58]Fuck Marshall' ask us the questions
[03:27.72]Like who's D12' how we get started
[03:29.95](What about Eminem )
[03:30.64]Bitch are you retarded
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[03:32.66]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:34.60]Big ass stomache' bitches think I'm cute
[03:36.35]50 told me to do situps to get buff
[03:38.22]I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
[03:40.46]Fuck D12' I'm outta this band
[03:42.09]I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[03:44.52]Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
[03:50.57]And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band
[04:00.81]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
[04:04.19]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
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[04:08.42]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
[04:12.22]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[04:16.52]My Band
[04:17.09]My Band
[04:17.76]My Band
[04:19.38]My Band
[04:20.45]My Band
[04:21.44]My Band
[04:22.38]My Band
[04:23.45]My Band
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[04:27.08]The hottest boy band in the world
[04:30.07]D12
[04:32.51]I'm the lead singer of my band' I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
[04:36.38]And the lead singer of my band' my salsa
[04:37.89]Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
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[04:40.64]My salsa' look out for my next single' it's called My Salsa
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[04:45.80]My salsa' salsa' salsa' salsa' my salsa
[04:48.88]Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:50.87]And take off their underpants
[04:52.18]My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:54.30]And take off their underpants' my salsa
[04:57.49](Where'd everybody go )