John Pizzarelli - The Lady Is a Tramp
 
 She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
 She loves the theater but never comes late
 She never bothers with people she hates
 That's why the lady is a tramp
 
 Doesn't like crap games with braons and earls
 Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls
 Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls
 That's why the lady is a tramp
 
 She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair
 Life without care, She's broke, it's ok
 Hate California, it's cold and it's damp
 That's why the lady is a tramp
 
 She loves the cool, fresh wind in her hair
 Life without care, She's broke, it's ok
 Hate California, it's cold and it's damp
 That's why the lady
 That's why the lady
 That is why the lady
 She's the lady that Is a tramp
 Oh so nice!