Well now the beach be one of the best things we've got
Because its not what you have on
But what you have not
No more silly clothes for you
No more shoe no necktie too
And the beach be one of the best things we got
Well now the beach be one of the best things there be
Well a fashion show is there for you to see
See whose bum you like the best
See whose got a hairy chest
And the beach be one of the best things there be 
(Okay start up the car)
Goin to the beach get started (2x)
I say the beach be one of the best place to go 
I say the beach be one of the best things I know
Cruddy sugar lemonade
But I love people when they're on parade
Well the beach be one of the best things I know
(So start up the car)
We're goin to the beach get started (2x)
I said the beach be one of the best things we got
Where its not what you have on
But what you have not
And I want that stink
And I want that sweat
In fact the beach be better than ?
The beach be one of the best things we got
Where its not what you have on 
But what you have not
Cruddy sugar lemonade
But I love people when they're on parade