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[00:14.718]Have you ever watched the sun go down
[00:18.068]And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
[00:21.420]Have you ever been high as fuck
[00:28.222]You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
[00:31.573]And your dog's looking at you like you need help
[00:35.026]Have you ever been high as fuck
[00:41.977]And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
[00:45.227]And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
[00:48.777]Have you ever been high as fuck
[00:55.630]You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
[00:58.831]The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
[01:02.082]You say "that's fucked up why do the chickens have human arms "
[01:09.283]You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
[01:12.534]But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
[01:16.035]So you walk around the block to buy some time
[01:23.137]You finally decide to go into the store
[01:26.237]But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
[01:29.687]So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
[01:36.139]You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
[01:42.541]You should have bought some juice and snacks
[01:45.342]But you were too high
[01:50.093]Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
[01:56.493]And for some reason the game battleship
[02:01.393]And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
[02:03.993]Like battleship when you were a kid
[02:06.343]And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
[02:10.794]So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now
[02:14.194]And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
[02:16.794]And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
[02:19.744]But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
[02:22.196]You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
[02:26.748]And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again
[02:30.249]I'm gonna roll another joint"
[02:35.150]You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
[02:39.351]That they weren't crispy anymore
[02:42.001]Have you ever been high... as fuck。。。