[Steve:] You want some more of this bitch? 
Back and easy... 
We could do this all year long 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
I told you in a first song, 
I'll tell you in another 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
And Michael 
Keaton was my favourite 
Batman I was walking down the street just the other day 
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way "Yo, what you girls are doing tonight?" is what 
I wanted to say 
But suddenly, 
I panicked, my voice started to shake 
So I put my head down and 
I just walked away 
I had a bus to catch anyway, 
It worked out great 
Got on the bus, put on my headphones on and pressed play 
Sheryl Crow, 
James Blunt and motherfuckin' 
Ace of Base 
Yo what can 
I say It's just a day in my life 
I'm up early in the morning and bed early at night 
To be productive at work 
I got to be well rested 
Yeah motherfucker you heard what 
I just said 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
I don't like margarine 
I much prefer the taste of butter 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
And I'm not a huge 
Nicolas Cage fan 
I'm from a lower middle class family 
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek 
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch 
My favorite toy was my fuckin' fire truck, bitch 
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long 
Until I learned about sex from the 
Sears catalogue and then 
I played with my motherfucker all day long 
About ten times a day, man, all year long 
My favorite song motherfucker 
I don't like to admit it 
Is the Celine 
Dion song from the movie 
Titanic Every night in my dreams 
I see you 
I feel you 
Everytime 
I hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye 
Why the fuck did 
Leonardo Dicaprio had to die 
Though I'm not afraid to say that 
I'm a sensitive guy 
Sticks and stones break my bones but its the worst that make me cry 
Like that time in grade three when girl called me stupid face 
She really hurt me, 
Why did she called me stupid face? 
Is my face stupid? 
How's that even possible? 
A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible 
Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it 
Regular everyday normal fuckin' bullshit 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
When I get into a fight 
I usually leave on a stretcher 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
When I've got nothing to say 
I usually talk about the weather 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
I liked the first "Back to the future" but the second one was better 
I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... 
I like red peppers better than the green ones 
Ou-ouhh, Savin' up my money to buy a new dishwasher 
Mine broke about 6 months ago 
Motherfucker 
Go Go Go Go 
Go Charlie 
It's your birthday 
Go party like it's your birthday 
I wasn't invited but its okay 
I just stayed at home and played some videogames