I'm a stay-at-home dad 
I'm on paternity leave 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
It's just my baby and me 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
While my wife's at work 
I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt 
Baby wakes me up around 5 am 
Kicking and screaming until his face turns red 
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed 
So I give him his bottle 
My wife gets out of bed 
Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready 
O-oh, o-oh someone's diaper is smelly 
O-oh, o-oh it leaked all over his belly 
O-oh, o-oh it looks like mustard and jelly 
Kiss my wife goodbye while 
I clean up his bum-bum 
It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun 
I try not to get soap in his eyes 
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry 
But if he cries, to make him stop, 
I've got a trick 
I make funny noises with my mouth like this 
Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
It's a full time job 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
But I like it a lot 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
During his afternoon nap 
I watch 'The 
Price is Right' and 
I make myself a snack 
Cheese and crackers 
If I have errands to run 
I take the van 
Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag 
I always make sure his seat's well strapped in 
My baby security is important 
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma 
But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so 
I can prepare supper while 
I watch Oprah 
What should 
I make tonight maybe some pasta 
And a caesar salad my wife will like that 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back 
She asks me how my day was 
I say not bad 
It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
I don't take drugs 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
I get high on baby hugs 
I'm a stay-at-home dad 
I like Winnie the 
Pooh but my favourite 
Disney movie is the 
Lion King 2 
I also like 
Ice Age That's right 
I take care of my children