Lyrics:Jimmy Buffett Music:Jimmy Buffett Can you tell me where I might find my friend and companion Now he looks a little different from anything you've seen He likes to beat the bass drum for justice and salvation He's got the brains of Einstein and the brawn of Mister Clean He's a lightnin' flash who'll make the dash from one coast to the other To stop a crime or lend a dime or help his aging mother Captain America we love you, Captain America you're grand Oh Spiro Agnew eat your heart out Captain America's our man Now he wears a mask his clothes are weird and some folks call him hokie But he is hip he just can't dig the okie from Muskogie Captain will help anyone a friend or a stranger Now number one without a gun he's bypassed the Lone Ranger He's a do do good who loves apple pie and kisses little babies He'll guard you against everything from atom bombs to rabies Captain America we love you, Captain America you're grand Oh Spiro Agnew eat your heart out Captain America's our man Can you tell me where I might find my friend and companion He looks a little different from anything you've seen He likes to beat the bass drum for justice and salvation He's got the brains of Einstein and the bod of Mister Clean He's a lightnin' flash who'll make the dash from one coast to the other To stop a crime or lend a dime or help his aging mother Captain America we love you, Captain America you're grand Oh Spiro Agnew eat your heart out Captain America's our man Captain America's our man