[00:03.75]You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper [00:23.76]With her high top sneakers of italian design [00:34.77]With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension [00:38.49]Makes up her face while she makes up her mind [00:59.49]Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual [01:00.66]What if she figures out you're not very smart [01:01.62]Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal [01:02.73]Boy, you got to get it settled [01:48.18]Cause she's breaking your heart [02:32.04]Don't try to put on an act [03:42.63]You can't do that to a modern woman [04:07.14]And you're an old fashioned man [04:09.03]She understands the things you're doin' [04:10.56]She's a modern woman [04:12.15]She looks sleek and she seems so professional [04:14.34]She's got a lot of confidence, it's easy to see [04:19.98]You want to make a move [04:20.76]But you feel so inferior [04:22.26]Cause under that exterior [04:22.98]Is someone who's free [04:25.14]She's got style and she's got her own money [04:26.91]So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm [04:29.31]She's got the eyes that make you realize [04:31.32]She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm [04:41.01]You've got your plan of attack [04:48.69]That won't attract the modern woman [04:53.58]Whe you're an old fashioned man [04:54.21]She understands the things you're doin' [04:59.61]She's a modern woman [05:00.09]Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment [05:13.71]She says she loves you but she doesn't know why [05:24.66]In the morning she leaves you with your coffee and your paper [05:58.83]It's a strange situation for an old fashioned guy [06:03.57]But times have changed [06:05.55]Things are not the same, baby [06:08.55]You overcame such a bad attitude [06:12.21]Rock and roll just used to be for kicks [06:21.21]And nowadays it's politics [06:23.22]And after 1986 what else could be new [06:26.19]You got to learn to relax [06:30.03]And face the facts of modern woman [06:36.42]And you're an old fashioned man [07:04.26]She understands the things you're doin' [08:02.28]She's a modern woman