[00:44.91]Tickets for the seminar were selling out
[00:48.67]Despite the astronomical prices
[00:52.30]And the king of the day was the ticket tout
[00:56.18]Who was sharp enough to see the potential
[00:59.73]For a world changing seminar, the trick to life
[01:03.53]The answer to all of your woes
[01:07.17]I'm selling the secret to happiness
[01:10.82]Get in line, don't hold your breath
[01:14.65]Nothing comes without a price
[01:17.95]So place your bets now
[01:22.05]Selling the secret to happiness
[01:25.65]Guaranteed till your last breath
[01:29.52]Nothing comes without a price
[01:32.82]So take your chances
[01:44.20]Some say they've stood in line for nigh on twenty years
[01:48.22]Sustained by a hope that it'll be worth it
[01:52.02]In a flash their cash simply disappears
[01:56.09]And so it goes with the weight on their shoulders
[01:59.20]The lecture of a lifetime, the trick to life
[02:03.20]It's time to move on with the show
[02:06.62]I'm selling the secret to happiness
[02:10.35]Get in line, don't hold your breath
[02:14.01]Nothing comes without a price
[02:17.48]So place your bets now
[02:21.52]Selling the secret to happiness
[02:25.26]Guaranteed till your last breath
[02:28.92]Nothing comes without a price
[02:32.22]So take your chances
[02:40.95]Don't follow the SOS 'cause you're not yourself when you're in distress
[02:47.24]Don't lose sight of the happiness it'll come to you when you come to rest
[02:55.65]Don't follow the SOS 'cause you're not yourself when you're in distress
[03:02.20]Don't lose sight of the happiness it'll come to you when you come to rest
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[03:21.22]I'm selling the secret to happiness
[03:24.79]Get in line, don't hold your breath
[03:28.44]Nothing comes without a price
[03:31.80]So place your bets now
[03:35.92]Selling the secret to happiness
[03:39.64]Guaranteed till your last breath
[03:43.31]Nothing comes without a price
[03:46.64]So take your chances
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