I'm a hanging happy sock tonight.
My hotel's on the Katong Line.
Can't focus an in vitro mind.
If only I could think but the belt's too tight.

Can't reach a cotton ball to dry
The little teardrop underneath my right eye.
I can use my Louis Vuitton tie!
If only I could think but the belt's too tight.

I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight,
Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be.

I couldn't get a hold of my big sister when I tried
To call her just to tell her that I missed her.
I called and cried to room service instead.
I'm driking Malin+Goetz under the bed.

I can't move. I can't talk.
I can't sleep. I can't walk.
I can't move. I can't talk.
I can't sleep. I can't walk.

Can't leave me up a crick all night.
Erin Brockovich is not my wife.
I'm such a baby I could totally cry.
My hands are so sticky and the belt's too tight.

I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight,
Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be.

I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight,
Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be.

I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared
**** me shirt. The green one.
I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared
**** me shirt. The green one.

Take just a little sample of a sample,
Of wet sage and rusting honeysuckle for example.
I'm not afraid to die a little tiny bit,
I just don't want it to hurt coming out of it.

I can't move. I can't talk.
I can't sleep. I can't walk.
I can't move. I can't talk.
I can't sleep. I can't walk.

Mama's on the spectrum.
Daddy's on the borderline.
I'm from ****ing Delhi,
Not ****ing over the Rhine.

I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight,
Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be.

I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight,
Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be.

I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared
**** me shirt. The green one.
I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared
**** me shirt. The green one.

I can't even look at the reviews anymore.
I score an 8.6 on a ****ing par 4,
Hanging like a rag doll from the door.
'Cause I'm the man to be.