You never smoke a cigarette when you are doing something 
Only when you are half doing it 
You are a teenage runt with a lot of cream, 
Sparky Gone floating down a river to 
Madrid And a car pull in softly 
Waiting for the footsteps 
How has she followed me here 
The tent I went to wasn’t mine 
It was a cantaloupe’s 
Cantaloupes are so good to eat 
When you dream of your 
Johnny in a shower 
Gone floatin’ down a river to 
Madrid I love you my lady 
I love you like 
I do Why you make me so blue 
A-kill me, kill me, kill me 
Kill me, kill me 
I think I’m a goner 
When I see one of your shoes 
Gone floatin’ down a river to 
Madrid You’re the reason 
I live You’re the cause of my death 
I love what 
I can’t help 
You took my success 
Will you take my failure 
After Arnie took a pill from the bottom 
He wasn’t ne’er the same 
You ought to be gone floatin’ down a river to 
Madrid I hear you bought a new dress 
A red the color of your kiss 
Darlin’ are you with me now 
A-kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me 
Ohhh it’s my time to die 
When I think of your black lips 
Gone floatin’ down a river to 
Madrid Found a painted pony in your breast 
Can I tell you the rest 
I love you goddess 
Listen mister can you be my monkey 
Feel my pulse take a stab at my arm 
I wasn’t meant to have a garden 
Gone floatin’ down a river to 
Madrid Jezebel, you’re my favorite 
In your country 
I roam Listen to me now, lady 
Worst I had to tell you was 
I followed you here 
First you made me promise that 
I wouldn’t leave 
Then I found my freedom 
Gone floatin’ down a river to 
Madrid Lost some lovely on the way 
You gave them back 
I heard you say 
You’re my only lover 
Like a kangaroo 
I’m only half doing what 
I do Jesus stares at me from the wall 
And I think 
I like your bosom 
Aw gone floatin’ down a river to 
Madrid Ahh, you hear my music 
Oh, lord I think it’s hard to tell 
How she followed me here