You sure are cool, a 
European jewel 
I dig you most 
A letter came, it’s not the same 
The ink was blue 
A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey 
A walkin’ down a lonesome town 
Some time ago 
He said you had a mouth so bad 
The lips were rotting off 
You dropped a tear to end his fear 
You seem quite well 
It’s a long time spell 
I’m wonderin’ well 
You got an infection 
There’s bugs in my brain, 
I can’t feel any pain 
Just a shaking shake 
Just a breaking break 
Broke me today in the afternoon 
No matter who you fool 
It’s a European 
Jewel, aw, in disguise