YMCA
Young man puts the girl on her back
And says spread them
Sticks his nose in her crack
Since she let him
Took his very first whiff
He went sniff sniff
Sniff sniff sniff sniff
YMCA
Her *****smelled just
Like the YMCA
His fingers felt
Just like a tuna melt
All day
YMCA
Her *****smelled just
Like the YMCA
Now don't you girls get mad
Cause you smell so bad
I'll knock ya to your knees
With my fermunda cheese
Oh YMCA cha cha cha