[00:00.00] 作曲 : Dean Axelrod Carter
[00:00.23] 作词 : Dean Axelrod Carter
[00:00.69]where's my coffee?
[00:01.93]good morning dr. carter (hey sweetie)
[00:04.19]looks like its going to be a long day.
[00:05.52](ahh. another one huh? what we got?)
[00:08.31]your first patient (yeah)
[00:10.01]is suffering from a lack of concepts: (uh-huh)
[00:11.88]originality, (ugh)
[00:13.63]his flow is weak, (another one)
[00:15.72]and he has no style. (ugh)
[00:18.19]what cha’ got for ‘em?
[00:20.14]ts…okay, let me put my gloves on and my scrubs on.
[00:23.82]dr. carter to the rescue. excuse me if i'm late,
[00:27.56]but like a thief it takes time to be this great,
[00:30.12]ha, so just wait.
[00:31.57]your style is a disgrace,
[00:32.91]your rhymes are fifth place,
[00:34.36]and i’m… just grace.
[00:35.86]one, uno, ace
[00:37.33]and i’m tryin’ to make your heart beat like bass, (heh-heh)
[00:40.93]but your sweet like cake and i come to fix,
[00:43.87]whatever you shall break. where is your originality?
[00:46.45]you are so fake so picture me like a gallery.
[00:49.32]capture what i say. all i need is one mic. all i need is one take.
[00:53.36]like hey, brighter then the sun’s rays got a pistol on the playground.
[00:57.06]watch the gunplay like. no kidding. no kids in the way,
[01:01.63]but the kids do watch. gotta watch what we say.
[01:04.14]gotta work everyday.
[01:05.51]gotta not be cliche.
[01:06.84]gotta stand out like andre 3-k,
[01:09.52]gotta kick it-kick it like a sensei.
[01:12.21]you gotta have faith you gotta, gotta, wait, wait…i think i…i think i lost ‘em…
[03:53.21][02:40.97][01:20.42]
[01:23.92]good afternoon dr. carter (worst?)
[01:26.93]i don’t know about this one,
[01:29.16]his confidence is down,
[01:31.35]vocab and metaphors needs work,
[01:33.54]and he lost respect for the game. (ugh…lemme see)
[01:38.15]you think you can save ‘em?
[01:39.29]okay. respect is in the heart.
[01:41.10]so thats where i'ma start.
[01:42.36]and a lot of heart patients don't make it.
[01:44.62]now hey kids-plural i graduated
[01:47.08]‘cause you could get through anything if magic made it.
[01:50.31]and that was called recycling
[01:51.68]or re-reciting
[01:52.98]something ‘cause you just like it, so you say it just like it.
[01:55.77]some say its biting, but i say its enlightening
[01:58.53]besides dr. kanye west is one of the brightest,
[02:01.30]and dr. swizz can stitch your track up the tightest,
[02:03.95]and dr. jeezy can fix your back up the nicest,
[02:06.73]arthritis in my hand from writing.
[02:09.39]but i'ma doctor they don't understand my writing, so i stop writing.
[02:13.49]now i'm like lighting…
[02:15.01]and you ain't vince young so don't clash with the titans.
[02:17.67]fast and exciting.
[02:19.18]my passion is freighting.
[02:20.52]now let me put some more vocab in your i.v.
[02:23.27]here take this vicodin
[02:25.46]like it and love it…
[02:26.74]and confidence has no budget
[02:28.77]so pay me no mind i don't walk-like i talk it ‘cause i'm running-i don't do it ‘cause i done it-and i'm in the emergency on it…
[02:36.91](i’ve done enough and i’ve lost another one…)
[02:43.57]good evening dr. carter.
[02:45.63]it’s been a long day, but this one looks better than the others,
[02:48.65]his respect is back up,
[02:50.78]concepts sound good,
[02:52.30]his style is showing strong signs of improvement,
[02:55.14]all he needs now is his swagger.
[02:57.28](okay, let me take off my gloves then…)
[02:58.75]swagger tighter than a yeast infection,
[03:01.28]fly go hard like geese erection,
[03:04.02]fashion patrol police detection,
[03:06.64]i stay tight like chinese connection,
[03:09.16]i stay tight like pussy at night,
[03:12.10]baby don't get me wrong i could do that pussy right,
[03:14.62]but i'm to wrong to write,
[03:16.08]to fresh to fight,
[03:18.89][03:17.59]to paid to freestyle,
[03:20.35]i had to say it twice,
[03:21.53]swagger so nice,
[03:22.91]and don't ask me **** unless it concerns a price,
[03:25.45]and i don't rap fast i rap slow,
[03:26.99]cause i mean every letter in the words in the sentence of my quotes,
[03:31.07]swagger just flow sweeter than honey oats,
[03:33.52]that swagger i got it i wear it like a coat,
[03:36.37]wait, as i put the light down his throat,
[03:39.07]i can only see flow,
[03:40.75]his blood starting to flow,
[03:41.94]his lungs starting to grow,
[03:43.39]this one starting to show,
[03:44.68]strong signs of life,
[03:45.96]where’s the stitches here’s the knife,
[03:47.31]smack his face his eyes open,
[03:48.68]i reply “what a night!”
[03:50.11]welcome back hip-hop i saved your life!
[03:53.78]he looks good,
[03:54.67]his vitals are up,
[03:57.11][03:55.54]he’s looking good,
[03:58.23]i think we got one…
[04:00.54]dr. carter i think we got one,
[04:04.85]yup. yup! we got one,
[04:07.51]we saved him, he’s good,
[04:09.37]he’s good,
[04:11.31]we got one,
[04:13.42]he’s good...
[04:19.84]we got ‘em
[04:21.37]we saved ‘em, he’s a go!
[04:23.12]he’s good!