[00:01.98]Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
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[00:04.80]If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
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[00:09.17]and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
[00:12.86]Books out. Let's go!
[00:15.04]25% of all men are unstable
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[00:18.30]25% of all men can't be faithful
[00:21.85]30% of them don't mean what they say
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[00:25.42]and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay
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[00:28.73]That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
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[00:32.29]That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
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[00:36.01]I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
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[00:39.39]and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
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[00:44.40]Don't be a booty call
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[00:46.90]If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
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[00:51.53]If he's in a relationship
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[00:54.35]If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
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[00:58.85]Tell him that you're celibate
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[01:01.16]And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it
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[01:05.98]Be the person you wanna find
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[01:08.22]Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
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[01:11.04]STATISTICS!
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[01:12.54]15% of all men got a complex
[01:15.73]15% of all men don't practice safe sex
[01:19.49]20% of them come from homes without a father
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[01:23.12]and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
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[01:26.68]Something to think about when you're taking a shower
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[01:30.24]Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
[01:33.63]I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
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[01:36.63]and show you what to do to keep the other 10
[01:39.27]
[01:41.77]Don't be a booty call
[01:42.96]
[01:44.21]If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
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[01:48.91]If he's in a relationship
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[01:51.54]If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
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[01:55.98]Tell him that you're celibate
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[01:58.22]and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it.
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[02:03.23]Be the person you wanna find
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[02:05.60]Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
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[02:08.41]STATISTICS!
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[02:10.13]Be patient! He's waiting!
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[02:13.51]You don't gotta settle for that
[02:16.08]Leave what is past alone!
[02:17.58]Get you a backbone!
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[02:19.33]Stop being a silent phone yourself!
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[02:22.96]Have you no checklist?
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[02:24.65]It's gonna take patience
[02:26.81]Time is still wastin'
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[02:32.18]Don't be a booty call
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[02:34.50]If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
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[02:38.99]If he's in a relationship
[02:40.32]
[02:41.69]If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
[02:44.38]
[02:46.32]Tell him that you're celibate
[02:47.50]
[02:48.45]and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it.
[02:51.63]
[02:53.38]Be the person you wanna find
[02:54.82]
[02:55.63]Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
[02:57.63]
[02:58.57]STATISTICS!
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[03:06.07]STATISTICS!
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[03:12.95]STATISTICS!