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[00:28.09][03:22.96]It might be fun to have a kid that i could kick around
[00:31.47]A little me to fill up with my thoughts
[00:34.84]A little me or he or she to fill up with my dreams
[00:38.00]A way of saying life is not a loss
[00:41.59]I'd keep the tyke away from school and tutor him myself
[00:44.74]Keep him from the poison of the crowd
[00:48.38]But then again pristine isolation might not be the best idea
[00:51.65]It's not good trying to immortalize yourself
[00:56.89][01:41.20]Beginning of a great adventure
[01:12.22]Why stop at one, i might have ten, a regular tv brood
[01:15.14]I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood
[01:18.63]Just like these redneck lunatics i see at the local bar
[01:21.90]With their tribe of mutant inbred piglets with cloven hooves
[01:25.84]I'd teach 'em how to plant a bomb, start a fire, play guitar
[01:28.71]And if they catch a hunter, shoot him in the nuts
[01:32.11]I'd try to be as progressive as i could possibly be
[01:35.51]As long as i don't have to try too much
[01:56.51]Susie, jesus, bogart, sam, leslie, jill and jeff
[01:59.91]Rita, winny, andy, fran and jet
[02:03.25]Boris, bono, lucy, ethel, bunny, reg and tom
[02:06.21]That's a lot of names to try not to forget
[02:10.13]Carrie, marlon, mo and steve, la rue and jerry lee
[02:13.16]Eggplant, rufus, dummy, star and the glob
[02:16.94]I'd need a damn computer to keep track of all these names
[02:19.98]I hope this baby thing don't go too far
[02:24.38][02:30.84][03:50.63]I hope it's true what my wife said to me
[02:27.84]I hope it's true what my wife said to me, hey
[02:33.74]She says, "baby, it's the beginning of a great adventure"
[02:41.23]"babe, beginning of a great adventure"
[02:46.92]Take a look
[03:25.65]Create in my own image like a god
[03:29.62]I'd raise my own pallbearers to carry me to my grave
[03:32.67]And keep me company when i'm a wizened toothless clod
[03:36.02]Some gibbering old fool sitting all alone drooling on his shirt
[03:39.69]Some senile old fart playing in the dirt
[03:43.27]It might be fun to have a kid i could pass something on to
[03:46.22]Something better than rage, pain, anger and hurt
[04:00.09]She says, "lou, it's the beginning of a great adventure"
[04:07.53]"lou, lou, lou, beginning of a great adventure"
[04:14.18]She says, "babe, how you call your lover boy"
[04:21.36]"sylvia, quite you call your lover man"