Scouring through the wastelandwith an urge to takeanything that comes into viewonly ten more puffs until bedtime I’ve found eating so time consuming"Willie oh Willie", she cried it’s time for tea Willie, oh where in hell has he gone? It’s time for tea South of the wasteland at your DIYThe inconsiderate rings his till Offering plans of easy credit Claims he’ll cause a killing in the school half term"Willie oh Willie", she cried it’s time for tea Willie, oh where in hell has he gone? It’s time for tea And welly well, well, what have I found here? Frigidaire I think I’ll try it and give my mates a scare They’ll all be searching neither here nor there"Willie oh Willie", she cried it’s time for tea Willie, oh where in hell has he gone? It’s time for tea Long depress of autumn breeze Sucking on the rubber back teeth Plays into the hand of the hardware man Who selfishly, ” I don’t care”