[00:04.96]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH
[00:07.26]
[00:09.17]Aaaah  Shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh
[00:12.39]
[00:13.61]Whoa  calm down  calm down  wh-whoa
[00:16.32]Whoa  wha-whoa wha-whoa whoa whoa  Shhhh
[00:19.50]
[00:21.19]Let me talk Let me talk  Shhhh  Look  Whoa whoa
[00:23.47]Calm down
[00:24.47]What's this all about
[00:25.70]How you raise your voice
[00:26.95]And yelling at me in my house
[00:28.62]Look I should kick you out
[00:29.97]If you want to scream and shout
[00:31.53]Cause I'm just not in the mood
[00:32.89]For a heavy weight bout
[00:34.41]Oh  that's what's up then
[00:35.58]You keep on interrupting
[00:37.01]Like you running thangs
[00:38.01]Hold up let me tell you somethin
[00:39.34]
[00:39.92]You can roll your eyes and stomp your feet
[00:42.64]But your mouth might
[00:43.73]Put your ass out in the street
[00:45.46]Open your mouth again  the story never ends
[00:48.34]Talking to me crazy like I'm one of your friends
[00:50.83]I can't get a word in
[00:52.17]You should try listening
[00:53.02]
[00:53.64]I should call you Tyler Perry
[00:55.29]Since you always dissing men
[00:56.59]If you keep on raising hell
[00:58.08]I'm gonna get up on my cell
[00:59.50]So when the Police come
[01:00.62]Miss Madea Goes To Jail
[01:02.26]Well  well  well
[01:03.65]Look who changed they tune
[01:04.99]I think these fights go with the cycle of the moon
[01:07.94]Yeah  yeah  yeah
[01:09.53]I'm talking about PMS
[01:10.77]And if we had more sex
[01:12.13]You wouldn't be so stressed
[01:13.30]But you like to front like that time of the month
[01:16.04]Ain't the reason
[01:16.94]Why you got your panties all in a bunch
[01:18.99]And that's figurative and literal
[01:20.26]The shit you pull is pitiful
[01:21.77]For one week a month
[01:22.97]You always make my life so miserable
[01:24.59]So  here we go getting loud and obnoxious
[01:26.81]
[01:27.71]When really what you
[01:28.73]Need is some Motrin and chocolate
[01:29.95]
[01:30.64]I'm only joking
[01:31.45]On the low  kinda hoping
[01:33.45]That comedy will calm your
[01:34.65]Ass down for the moment
[01:35.93]I wanna turn the game on
[01:37.24]You busy with the same song
[01:38.75]Okay  I'm not right but look  I know I ain't wrong
[01:41.96]You ain't going nowhere
[01:43.19]Put them bags down
[01:44.43]Got your hands in my face
[01:46.06]Oh you think you bad now
[01:47.57]Okay
[01:48.45]Let's just see where that gets you
[01:49.96]Knock yourself out
[01:51.02]Cause I'm not the one to hit you
[01:52.74]And I ain't sleeping on the couch
[01:54.20]My neck's still hurting from the last time
[01:55.93]We gotta talk now
[01:56.77]Come on  can't it wait till halftime
[01:58.49]It's like your favorite past time
[02:00.00]You yell and you scream
[02:01.07]But nothing comes between a man
[02:02.51]And his favorite team
[02:03.86]And look
[02:04.38]Don't make me choose cause you just might lose
[02:06.36]Now  take your ass to the other room
[02:08.63]Turn on the news
[02:09.61]Wait  wait wait wait wait wait
[02:11.08]I didn't mean it like that
[02:12.32]I'm just excited from the game
[02:13.71]Come on baby come back
[02:15.01]Look I'm sorry  I'm sorry
[02:16.53]I got a little silly
[02:17.94]But come on
[02:18.81]What really arguing about now really
[02:20.72]
[02:21.51]You know I love you
[02:22.70]You know you love me
[02:23.81]But why does it always have to get so ugly
[02:26.46]Don't even want to hug me
[02:27.80]Because you wanna stay mad
[02:29.17]It's the crazy game that men
[02:30.82]And women play since way back
[02:31.93]But men never win  so forget it man I'm out
[02:34.64]Cause I already planned on sleeping on the couch
[02:37.56]You know what  Know what
[02:38.92]Forget it  forget it  I'm finished  La la la la
[02:41.66]Where's the remote
[02:42.93]I'm taking the good covers too
[02:44.31]You can't take the good
[02:45.14]You sleeping on the sheets
[02:46.73]
[02:47.84]And when you get cold don't try
[02:49.30]To snug up on me on the couch
[02:50.94]Don't try to call me back in there later either
[02:52.64]I'm out this mother
[02:53.75]
[02:59.37]Wait a minute what
[03:00.16]What did you say you gonna do to my Impala
[03:02.01]I'll jump out this car so fast
[03:03.24]And drop kick you in the medulla oblongata
[03:05.56]Okay I see you stupid
[03:06.45]Just like your momma and them
[03:07.73]Yeah I said it
[03:08.40]And I was just as stupid as you for staying with you
[03:10.19]Cause I regret it
[03:11.12]So let me get in clean
[03:12.38]Cause the game don't change  people do
[03:14.12]These little niggas jumping out
[03:15.25]Blasting in them skinny jean
[03:16.87]And the last thing I need is your ass to hassle
[03:19.44]Yeah man she told the judge I hit her
[03:21.09]She hit herself in a bag of apple
[03:22.76]And I told her  I hate going to your spotg
[03:24.24]Cause her daddy can't say nothing
[03:25.57]Unless he put that thing on his neck
[03:26.83]That make him sound like a robot
[03:28.52]And I sound retarded right
[03:30.06]I can't lie
[03:31.06]One day a butterfly landed on a skull
[03:32.81]
[03:33.32]And brought tears
[03:33.99]She would never satisfy
[03:35.01]Keep showing  they laugh at her
[03:36.33]Cause her daddy got killed
[03:37.38]Going to the hood
[03:38.60]Pee on me
[03:39.49]And you ever been with one or two bitches
[03:40.92]Just you and her in the car
[03:42.83]You know she farted
[03:43.37]But she looking at you like you did it
[03:44.89]She kinda dirty to us
[03:46.28]Man  I can't stand a woman  act polite
[03:48.37]Take a shit and never give a courtesy flush
[03:50.30]One day we went to apply to a phat loan
[03:52.58]She said  Ah yes  Changed her voice up and said
[03:54.34]Bitch you don't ever talk like  at home
[03:55.82]But that's what woman do
[03:57.37]Just like that  This is my husband  Lie
[03:59.44]I keep telling you and that's not me