Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH

Aaaah  Shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh

Whoa  calm down  calm down  wh-whoa
Whoa  wha-whoa wha-whoa whoa whoa  Shhhh

Let me talk Let me talk  Shhhh  Look  Whoa whoa
Calm down
What's this all about
How you raise your voice
And yelling at me in my house
Look I should kick you out
If you want to scream and shout
Cause I'm just not in the mood
For a heavy weight bout
Oh  that's what's up then
You keep on interrupting
Like you running thangs
Hold up let me tell you somethin

You can roll your eyes and stomp your feet
But your mouth might
Put your ass out in the street
Open your mouth again  the story never ends
Talking to me crazy like I'm one of your friends
I can't get a word in
You should try listening

I should call you Tyler Perry
Since you always dissing men
If you keep on raising hell
I'm gonna get up on my cell
So when the Police come
Miss Madea Goes To Jail
Well  well  well
Look who changed they tune
I think these fights go with the cycle of the moon
Yeah  yeah  yeah
I'm talking about PMS
And if we had more sex
You wouldn't be so stressed
But you like to front like that time of the month
Ain't the reason
Why you got your panties all in a bunch
And that's figurative and literal
The shit you pull is pitiful
For one week a month
You always make my life so miserable
So  here we go getting loud and obnoxious

When really what you
Need is some Motrin and chocolate

I'm only joking
On the low  kinda hoping
That comedy will calm your
Ass down for the moment
I wanna turn the game on
You busy with the same song
Okay  I'm not right but look  I know I ain't wrong
You ain't going nowhere
Put them bags down
Got your hands in my face
Oh you think you bad now
Okay
Let's just see where that gets you
Knock yourself out
Cause I'm not the one to hit you
And I ain't sleeping on the couch
My neck's still hurting from the last time
We gotta talk now
Come on  can't it wait till halftime
It's like your favorite past time
You yell and you scream
But nothing comes between a man
And his favorite team
And look
Don't make me choose cause you just might lose
Now  take your ass to the other room
Turn on the news
Wait  wait wait wait wait wait
I didn't mean it like that
I'm just excited from the game
Come on baby come back
Look I'm sorry  I'm sorry
I got a little silly
But come on
What really arguing about now really

You know I love you
You know you love me
But why does it always have to get so ugly
Don't even want to hug me
Because you wanna stay mad
It's the crazy game that men
And women play since way back
But men never win  so forget it man I'm out
Cause I already planned on sleeping on the couch
You know what  Know what
Forget it  forget it  I'm finished  La la la la
Where's the remote
I'm taking the good covers too
You can't take the good
You sleeping on the sheets

And when you get cold don't try
To snug up on me on the couch
Don't try to call me back in there later either
I'm out this mother

Wait a minute what
What did you say you gonna do to my Impala
I'll jump out this car so fast
And drop kick you in the medulla oblongata
Okay I see you stupid
Just like your momma and them
Yeah I said it
And I was just as stupid as you for staying with you
Cause I regret it
So let me get in clean
Cause the game don't change  people do
These little niggas jumping out
Blasting in them skinny jean
And the last thing I need is your ass to hassle
Yeah man she told the judge I hit her
She hit herself in a bag of apple
And I told her  I hate going to your spotg
Cause her daddy can't say nothing
Unless he put that thing on his neck
That make him sound like a robot
And I sound retarded right
I can't lie
One day a butterfly landed on a skull

And brought tears
She would never satisfy
Keep showing  they laugh at her
Cause her daddy got killed
Going to the hood
Pee on me
And you ever been with one or two bitches
Just you and her in the car
You know she farted
But she looking at you like you did it
She kinda dirty to us
Man  I can't stand a woman  act polite
Take a shit and never give a courtesy flush
One day we went to apply to a phat loan
She said  Ah yes  Changed her voice up and said
Bitch you don't ever talk like  at home
But that's what woman do
Just like that  This is my husband  Lie
I keep telling you and that's not me