[00:00.000] 作词 : Momus
[00:06.517]What is the cultural meaning of coming in an old sock
[00:12.512]Have I found my true vocation: bespoke tailor to my cock
[00:18.773]Or is it just to dress my deepest naked fantasies in wool
[00:25.221]That eco-friendly outfit that’s machine rewashable
[00:33.371]Or is it crude association, if the shoe fits wear it?
[00:40.204]Well you know what they say about big feet
[00:45.720]Or is it Onan The Barbarian saying
[00:49.458]‘No soft tissue paper can hold me
[00:53.984]I’m the wolf dressed as the shepherd leading a fleeced flock of tumescent sheep
[00:59.798]To masturbation’
[01:05.438]Alone on the stage
[01:08.142]But even one-act plays need rehearsal
[01:15.326]So look to the lights
[01:18.101]Pump, soliloquise
[01:21.762]And when crystallised
[01:25.229]Apply Persil