[00:01.13]Yeah, then the ****** said, “Use a condom.” And I said, “Baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, ****** does it matter?”
[00:07.36]You didn’t say that...
[00:08.37]Man, yes I did!
[00:10.01]No, you didn’t...
[00:11.40]I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?Alright, maybe I just thought it—but damn, she was just so butt naked! I’d wrap her up with a trash bag just to get in it, you know what I’m saying?
[00:23.15]Guys, we seem to be approaching another ******p...
[00:26.78]What?
[00:27.66]Impossible!
[00:28.41]How far?
[00:29.11]32 kilometers...
[00:30.50]******t... HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over...
[00:38.09]HQ here. What is it, Thomas?
[00:40.09]My program has just informed me and my partner of another ******p that’s now 31 kilometers out...
[00:44.76]Did you just say another ******p?
[00:46.47]Yeah, that's what he said!Another ******' ******p in the middle of space, man!!
[00:48.61]I’ve gathered information from the ******p’s motherboard...
[00:51.74]Engage the ******p!
[00:52.44]What?!
[00:53.20]Copy!
[00:53.65]I’m receiving audio embedded in the ******p’s distress signal...
[00:56.78]Man,Why white people always gotta go investigating ******t, man?!
[01:00.62]Shut up Kai—Thalia, play that message!
[01:03.71]You got it...
[01:08.65]This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1—the year is 2093—time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking—
[01:30.01]Aw, hell nah—we gotta get the ****** outta here man!!
[01:32.21]HQ, engagement is a no go!Permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?
[01:36.30]Permission granted!
[01:38.24]Man, thank God!