I am a mermaid
With golden hair
I've never seen one like you
Not all us mermaids
Have silver tails
I have no tail at all
Well, I've never
Seen any mermaids
With knobbly knees
I'd say this tale
Was a touch too tall
Maybe a touch too tall
Sailors would smash on
My jagged rock
Lured by my siren's song
It isn't the
Song of the siren
That tortures men
That's where your theory
Goes sadly wrong
That's where it all goes wrong
I thought you'd know better
You know nothing
About mermaids
You know nothing
About sailors
I do
Much more than you
If you were a sailor
And heard my song
Would you be lured by me
I wouldn't be
Foolish enough to
Go near your rock
I'd steer my galleon out to sea
Lonely and lost at sea
Has somebody
Stolen my copy of brave new world
Why can that woman
Leave things all gone
My patience is wearing thin
Sorry for parting