[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Al Yankovic
[00:20.40]I need a Vegematic!
[00:21.90]I need a Pocket
[00:24.09]Fisherman!
[00:25.83]I need a handy appliance
[00:27.90]That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!(Operators are standing by, how does that make you feel?)
[00:34.56]Help meMr.
[00:34.83]Popeil!I wanna shine some pennies!
[00:55.14]I wanna mend some leather!
[00:57.78]I wanna Krazy-
[00:58.86]Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!(Please, no C.O.D.'s. don't miss out on this deal)
[01:07.26]Ah, help me
[01:10.17]Mr. Popeil!
[01:19.02]Help meMr.
[01:19.44]Popeil!Mr.
[01:21.39]Popeil!Mr.
[01:24.03]Popeil!(Woo, woo, ohh)
[01:40.77]It slices, it dices
[01:43.83]Look at that tomato!
[01:46.02]You could even cut a tin can with it
[01:48.75]But you wouldn't want to!
[01:49.68]Mr. Popeil,
[01:52.44]I'm in trouble
[01:53.94]Need your assistance on the double
[01:56.49]Oh no! Now how am
[01:58.50]I gonna make
[01:59.31]My old vinyl car top look like new?
[02:03.75]Mr. Popeil!
[02:05.16]Tell me, what am
[02:06.24]I s'posed to do?
[02:35.49]Mr. Popeil!
[02:38.19]Mr. Popeil!(Now how much would you pay?)
[02:47.52]But wait, there's more!
[02:50.13]It's not sold in any store!(Now how much would you pay?)
[02:57.45]Don't answer yet
[03:00.90]Just look what else you get!(Now how much would you pay?)
[03:08.97]If you order today
[03:10.77]You get a
[03:11.34]Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!(Now how much would you pay?)
[03:16.56]Now how much would you pay?
[03:19.62]Mr. Popeil,
[03:20.70]Mr. Popeil
[03:22.26]Mr. Popeil,
[03:23.43]Mr. Popeil
[03:24.96]Mr. Popeil,
[03:26.07]Mr. Popeil
[03:27.66]Mr. Popeil,
[03:28.74]Mr. Popeil
[03:46.29]Make me buy a
[03:47.31]Garden Weasel!
[03:49.02]Make me buy a
[03:50.10]Bamboo Steamer!
[03:51.63]Make me take advantage of this amazing
[03:54.78]TV offer!(Call our toll-free number, we'll make you such a deal)
[04:00.51]Aw, help me!
[04:04.08]Mr. Popeil,
[04:05.70]I want it!(Mr. Popeil)
[04:06.54]Well, I need it!(Mr. Popeil)
[04:10.41]I got to, got to, got to have it!
[04:12.15]Mr. Popeil!
[04:14.79]Mr. Popeil!
[04:15.63]Hey!