[00:00.00] 作曲 : Sean Combs [00:00.00] 作词 : Sean Combs [00:00.00]Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess [00:03.63]"Will you marry me?" [00:05.07]The princess said no [00:06.76]And the prince lived happily ever after [00:09.31]And he rode motorcycles and ******* skinny [00:12.23]Big-titted broads, and hunted and fished [00:14.82]Whenever the ******* he wanted [00:16.22]And went to naked bars [00:17.91]And dated women half his age [00:19.75]And drank whiskey, beer [00:21.08]Captain Morgan [00:22.11]And snorted ******* off strippers' asses [00:24.42]And never heard *******ing [00:25.62]And never paid child support or alimony [00:27.59]And ate *******es and ass-******* cheerleaders [00:30.38]And kept his house and guns [00:31.59]And never got cheated on while he was at work [00:33.94]And all his friends and family thought [00:35.71]He was ******* cool as hell [00:36.83]And he had tons of money in the bank [00:38.56]And he left the toilet seat up [00:40.75]The End