作曲 : Sean Combs
 作词 : Sean Combs
Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess
"Will you marry me?"
The princess said no
And the prince lived happily ever after
And he rode motorcycles and ******* skinny
Big-titted broads, and hunted and fished
Whenever the ******* he wanted
And went to naked bars
And dated women half his age
And drank whiskey, beer
Captain Morgan
And snorted ******* off strippers' asses
And never heard *******ing
And never paid child support or alimony
And ate *******es and ass-******* cheerleaders
And kept his house and guns
And never got cheated on while he was at work
And all his friends and family thought
He was ******* cool as hell
And he had tons of money in the bank
And he left the toilet seat up
The End