As a tot, when I trotted in little velvet panties
I was kissed by my brothers, my cousins, and my anties
Sad to tell, it was hell, an inferno worse than Dante's
So my dear I swore, "Never, never more!"
On my list, I insisted that kissing must be crossed out
Now, I find I was blind, and oh baby, how I've lost out!
I could cry salty tears
Where have I been all these years?
Little wow, tell me now
How long has this been going on?
There were chills up my spine
And some thrills I can't define
Listen, sweet, I repeat:
How long has this been going on?
Oh, I feel that I could melt
Into Heaven I'm hurled!
I know how Columbus felt
Finding another world
Kiss me once, then once more
What a dunce I was before
What a break! For Heaven's sake!
How long has this been going on?
I could cry salty tears
Where have I been all these years?
Listen you, tell me do:
How long has this been going on?
What a kick, what a buzz
Boy, you click as no one does!
Listen, sweet, I repeat
How long has this been going on?
Dear, when in your arms I creep,
That divine rendez-vous
Don't wake me, if I'm asleep
Let me dream that it's true!
Kiss me twice, then once more
That makes thrice, let's make it four!
What a break! For Heaven's sake!
How long has this been going?
How long has this been going on?